I don’t drink, do drugs, sneak out late at night, or hoe around with guys, but I am still a terrible daughter. I had a successful high school career, have good friends, and I’m going to college for the first year for free, but I am still a terrible daughter. Get named hardest worker at school, but I’m the laziest person ever. Receive Leader of the year and the Principal’s award, but i’m still a terrible daughter. Makes sense right? Anything and everything I do will never be good enough. EVER! Unless, you know, I make shit loads of money because that’s all that matters in the world. It’s so easy to make so much money at the age of 18 nowadays right? Why don’t I just start drug dealing or some other stupid shit. That might make me a good bit of money. You love money don’t you? I have EVERYTHING that I ever wanted, but I’m not making a ton of money right now and somehow I’m worthless. Cool. It all makes sense. Why don’t I just move away to Texas right now like my brother.







